I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer.

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Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

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The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.