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Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

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We’ve got a shituation here.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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My love language is being sent money.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Freshly posted on X:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Just landed via Instagram:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Live, laugh, leftovers.

Just shared via Discord:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

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It triggers the little girl in me when I feel like I’m not being listened to when I’m talking.

Freshly posted on Threads:

They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

Trending via Snapchat:

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

64 shares on Threads this month:

Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

34 shares on Twitch this month:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

13 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

At Christmas time, all outstanding invoices are always transferred with the reference “Hohoho”.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

43 shares on X this month:

If you think voting is pointless wait until you hear about writing posts here.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

Going viral on YouTube:

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Just shared via Twitch:

Stopped using exclamation points in work messages so my coworkers know they’ve killed my spirit.

Seen just now on Instagram:

This whole week could have been an email.

Spotted on Reddit:

Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives.

Spotted on WeChat:

A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet.

Just shared via Facebook:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Making waves on Slack:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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