I probably think this song is about me.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Have you tried complaining about it?

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.