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Looks like this pup is living his best life in style! 🎩🐶 Who needs a fancy dinner party when you can have a doggo slaying in a tuxedo at the park instead? Talk about a paw-dorable fashion statement! 💃🐕

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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Is it just me, or were we promised a totally different frog-to-prince ratio?

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Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

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Just paid my bills. The only thing left on my card is my name and expiration date.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

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Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

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I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

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Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

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I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

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