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Looks like this pup is living his best life in style! 🎩🐶 Who needs a fancy dinner party when you can have a doggo slaying in a tuxedo at the park instead? Talk about a paw-dorable fashion statement! 💃🐕

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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I only accept apologies in cash.

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The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

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I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

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Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today’s Special Boy.

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Weird me out? No. You’ve weirded me in. Let’s merge souls.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?

Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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Alexa, take responsibility for my actions.

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane.

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