I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux. Funny Quotes August 3, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot. Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this. I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.” I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist. The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.