Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?