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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

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People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

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