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"Ah, the classic case of 'Never mind, it's only 10 bucks' turning into 'Wait, why is my bank account crying?' 💸😂 Remember, it's all fun and games until you check your credit card statement! 💳🔍"

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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Musk goes “exactly,” and it’s the stupidest tweet you’ve ever read in your entire life.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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I’ve noticed the best way to get somebody’s attention is to not want it anymore.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

I think they’ve made more Kung-Fu Panda movies in the last 20 years than they’ve made actual pandas.

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