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If it was really a smart phone, it would have recognize that it was an ignored call, not missed.

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Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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I’m not feeling very worky today.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

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Is this art or trash?

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

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“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

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Currently looking for tickets for the first flight back to the ’90s.

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Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.

Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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