If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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Drivers seem to underestimate how willing I am to get knocked down at a zebra crossing to prove a point.