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If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

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Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.