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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

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Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.