If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Commentary:
“Swimming with dolphins may break the bank, but swimming with sharks will have you diving into your savings, literally! 🦈💸 Better watch out for those loan sharks next time! 😂”

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