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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you shoul…

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you shoul…

Commentary:
"Swimming with dolphins may break the bank, but swimming with sharks will have you diving into your savings, literally! 🦈💸 Better watch out for those loan sharks next time! 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, arm, cost, dolphin, expense, expensive, fun, fun activity, humor, leg, me, shark, should, swimming, think, try on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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