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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.