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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

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2 months ago

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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2 months ago

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Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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5 months ago

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If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

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2 months ago

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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2 months ago

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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2 months ago

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19 shares on Twitch this month:

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

32 shares on Telegram this month:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

88 shares on Telegram this month:

Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

28 shares on Discord this month:

Please try to schedule meetings around my need for attention.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

My bra isn’t just padded — it’s also filled with cookie and chip crumbs.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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Shared recently on X:

People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sorry I’m late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Making waves on Reddit:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Trending via Telegram:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Making waves on Instagram:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

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If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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