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I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Commentary:
"Looks like the author is making some unpredictable twists and turns in their autobiography! ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’ฅ Who knew writing could be such a dramatic *murderous* affair? ๐Ÿ˜„ #PlotTwist #AuthorsLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged autobiography, book, characters, creativity, dark, dark humor, humor, killing, maybe, plot, plot twist, spice, thinking, twist, writing on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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