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I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

2 months ago

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

4 months ago

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Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

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I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

4 months ago

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

2 months ago

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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

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Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

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Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

When you first meet a man, that fake version of him be so fire.

The future is buffering.

We’ve got a shituation here.

To save money in this economy, I’ve tried eating out and I’ve tried cooking at home. The answer is starvation.

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