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  • Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?
  • Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.
  • This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.
  • Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.
  • Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.
  • There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.