It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Feeling fancy while contemplating existential questions with a $19 burger šššø Related Funny Quotes š¤ I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing. My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks. Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry. Now that I have a standing desk, Iām adding manual labor to my resume.