Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.