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Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a f…

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a f…

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"Feeling prehistoric, but still roaring! 🦖🦕 Just call me 'Grandasaurus Rex'! 👴🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, ago, came, decades, feel, fossil, humor, i, jurassic, Jurassic Park, movie, nostalgia, park on Jun 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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