Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

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On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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Live, laugh, leftovers.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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A job interview is basically a conversation between two liars.