Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

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If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.