Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

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I never used to worry about death but now I’m terrified it will break my winning Wordle streak.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.