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Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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