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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.