My age is news to me every single time I remember. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy age is news to me every single time I remember. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. The good news: once you get a PhD, friends and family will refer to you as doctor. The bad news: They will only do it when you’re wrong. Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.
