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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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🤔💭 *Age: the only number that can surprise you on a regular basis!* 😜🎉

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, every, forgetfulness, humor, i, me, memory, news, remember, self-awareness, single, surprise, time on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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