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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.