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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

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If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

Going viral on Telegram:

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Overheard the most hilarious conversation on my morning commute, then realized it was just me talking to myself in my car.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

Going bananas on X:

I’m still tired from yesterday’s tired.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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Playful quote about responding with a fire extinguisher emoji to flame comments.

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Looks like someone needs to cool off before things heat up! 🔥🧯 Maybe try a water drop emoji instead next time? 💦😄 #FlameRetaliation

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That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

47 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

79 shares on Threads this month:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

38 shares on Facebook this month:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

100 shares on Pinterest this month:

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

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Not having to bring my backpack to the last day of elementary school was the last time I truly felt free.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

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Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Spotted on Threads:

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Spotted on WeChat:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Going viral on Telegram:

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

Breaking via Messenger:

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Keep the laugh going 😂

A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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