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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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I do not have a “body count.” I have a curious spirit.

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Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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If you can’t tell which family member is coming up the stairs by the speed and weight of their footsteps, are you even family?

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August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***.

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Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Double chins are better than double faces.

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

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