My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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I put the dance in “Good riddance!”

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

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Be the reason someone burns sage.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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I am under no obligation to make sense to you.