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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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93 shares on TikTok this month:

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

70 shares on Discord this month:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

12 shares on Slack this month:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

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Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

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I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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Seen just now on Discord:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Seen just now on X:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Shared recently on Threads:

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.

Live now on WeChat:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Just landed via Snapchat:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

Trending via Instagram:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Spotted on Instagram:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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