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Funny quotes » My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes
My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.
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