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How do I un-know people?

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If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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2 months ago

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75 shares on Slack this month:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

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Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

16 shares on Reddit this month:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

32 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

70 shares on Slack this month:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

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There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.

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Going viral on X:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

Trending via Pinterest:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Just shared via Reddit:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

Making waves on Slack:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

Seen just now on Threads:

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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How do I un-know people?

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

I love the smell of someone burning their last bridge with me.

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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