Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

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Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.