No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.