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  • At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.
  • Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.
  • IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.
  • Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.
  • Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.
  • They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.