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Just another day at the 'Tearapy' spa! 😭🛁💆♂️
If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.
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Watch out, fellas! If women had venom glands, some of us might not survive a girl's night out! 🐍💄
I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.
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When your morning needs more capybara cuddles: emotional support rodents, where are you? 💤🦔
You’re my least favourite notification.
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When my phone vibrates, and I see it's you: *shakes head dramatically* 📱🙄😂
The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.
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Sounds like their alarm is just doing cardio while they stay in hibernation mode 😴⏰🏃♂️
The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.
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Why send a text when you can send smoke signals and ensure everyone knows about your forgetfulness? 🎉🔥📵
What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?
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Starting with "Don't forget to plug in your brain" should do the trick 🤔🔌🧠😂
Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.
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Looks like manga body proportions are the real spoiler alerts! 📖🔍😄
Female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. First, one of you is crazy, and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. Then, thirty minutes later, you get to trade.
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Sounds like a perfect balance between chaos and calm! Just make sure to set a timer for those sanity swaps! 😂🤪🕰️
Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.
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Didn't know my workout playlist could change my orientation! 🎶🏋️♂️🌈