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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

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Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”