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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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Sheโ€™s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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According to my kidsโ€™ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

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Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

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It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

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Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

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