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Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off, so you don’t have to listen to such an unbearable noise.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Trending via Reddit:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Broadcasted on Discord:

If I were to “picture everybody in the room naked,” I would be stunned and in awe of the beauty and diversity of the human form before me. But thanks for the advice.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

3 weeks ago

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

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I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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84 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

72 shares on X this month:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

49 shares on Threads this month:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

14 shares on Discord this month:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Think that’s enough todaying for today.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Tired of my landlord depending on my rent. Bro, get a job.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Talents: eating!

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Jane Austen gave us men who crossed fields in the rain. Mine left me on read, and liked someone else’s story.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

Trending via Discord:

At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

Just shared via YouTube:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Freshly posted on Threads:

They should invent a day where it all works out.

Making waves on Discord:

As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I need a massage for my brain.

Going viral on Telegram:

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Making waves on Discord:

Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

Making waves on Twitch:

Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

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Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

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I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

I’m at the age where I can remember things that never happened.

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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