Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

3 weeks ago

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When I'm losing an argument, I just go full drama mode—might as well get an Oscar! 😂🎭

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

2 months ago

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

5 months ago

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I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

4 months ago

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I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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