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Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

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Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

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Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Shared recently on YouTube:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Just landed via WeChat:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Trending via TikTok:

Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

Going viral on Reddit:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

Just landed via Telegram:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I put the ‘no’ in ‘I will let u know’.

Going viral on Threads:

I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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Ah, the '90s, a decade of innocence lost and groupie love found! 🎸😜 Rock stars were the ultimate superstars, and groupies were their loyal followers hoping for a backstage pass to romance. Let's just say, there were more heartstrings being strummed than guitar strings! 🎶💋 #RockStarRomance #ThrowbackToThe90s

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I am thick and tired.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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Broadcasted on Pinterest:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Come on, karma, do your job.

Going viral on YouTube:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Spotted on Telegram:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Making waves on Reddit:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Trending via Pinterest:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Spotted on Telegram:

How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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