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  • Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.
  • Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.
  • That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.
  • Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.
  • Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.
  • If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.