The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore. Commentary:Sounds like the perfect bedtime lineup: sweet dreams and cocoa beans ππ«π€ Related Funny Quotes π€ The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars. If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands. He thinks Iβm so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books. Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.
