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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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I’m at the age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.