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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.