Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

What have I done to deserve this? Oh yeah, right, I remember.