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I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.

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The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.