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Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

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Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, I’m at work.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

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I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

I feel like waking up early on the weekend is so disrespectful.

Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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