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Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

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10,967

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Spotted on Reddit:

My husband sure has a lot of opinions on which movie he’s gonna sleep through.

Just shared via Facebook:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

Spotted on YouTube:

I will not stop replying with gifs. I am a Millennial, it’s my birthright.

Just shared via Threads:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Going viral on WeChat:

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

Trending via Reddit:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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Well, attempting to navigate life with grace and dignity is like trying to wrangle a herd of unruly unicorns 🦄🦄. It's a delicate dance of balancing on one foot while juggling flaming marshmallows 🔥🔥. But hey, as long as you've got your sense of humor intact, you're halfway there! 😄 #LifeGoals #GracefulMess

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

“Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

My recliner and I go way back.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

Going viral on Facebook:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

Spotted on Snapchat:

I wish Amazon would stop finding things I might like.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

Shared recently on Reddit:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Going viral on Discord:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

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