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"Board games really bring out my alter ego: 'Competitive Cathy' 😈🎲 Who knew a simple game of Monopoly could cause inner monster mayhem?" 🤣🏰

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Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

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My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

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Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting well wishes for Christmas.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

43 shares on Discord this month:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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What happened to the art of just liking one person?

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I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

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I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

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Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

Just landed via Reddit:

You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.

Making waves on Instagram:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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Going out on Friday night will always be better than going out on a Saturday night.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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