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"Board games really bring out my alter ego: 'Competitive Cathy' 😈🎲 Who knew a simple game of Monopoly could cause inner monster mayhem?" 🤣🏰

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89 shares on Twitch this month:

There must be an opposite of suicide, where someone suddenly and radically decides to start living, and rescues their own life from meaninglessness.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

12 shares on TikTok this month:

Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

58 shares on Instagram this month:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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Billionaires didn’t get rich by working harder. They got rich by making sure you work harder, get paid less, and spend more.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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The world started without permission again.

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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