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The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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"Board games really bring out my alter ego: 'Competitive Cathy' ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŽฒ Who knew a simple game of Monopoly could cause inner monster mayhem?" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฐ

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