Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.
  • The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!
  • There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
  • I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.
  • Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.
  • I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.