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Wearing headphones: A surefire way to invite virtual shout-outs from invisible fans in the room 🤷‍♂️🎧 "Hey, did you say something?" Ah yes, the classic case of music-induced ghostly hecklers! 😂 So, next time you find yourself randomly shouting "What?!" at an imaginary audience, just blame it on the headphones! #HeadphonesHauntedByFriendlySpectators

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That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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