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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

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Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

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“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

98 shares on X this month:

Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

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Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.

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Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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I think God was high when he made me.

Going viral on Discord:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

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Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store.

I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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