They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult. Funny Quotes Mar 16, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like those 'scared straight' tactics really worked a little *too* well, huh? 😅👶 Sometimes it feels like we're still attending those cringe-worthy health classes in our nightmares! 🙈 #ForeverScarredByTeenPregnancyEd" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store. Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned. When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat. Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.
