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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

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I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

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If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

I’ve decided to handle this like a mature adult, I’m telling your mom.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

45 shares on Discord this month:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

38 shares on Slack this month:

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

89 shares on Threads this month:

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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Buying a new phone isn’t even satisfying anymore. It’s literally just your old phone with a haircut.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

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My dog sure does give a lot of side eye for someone without a job.

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The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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