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  • Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.
  • Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.
  • If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.
  • Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.
  • Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.
  • If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.