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Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

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Trending via Instagram:

No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Just shared via YouTube:

Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

Live now on Twitch:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Going viral on Instagram:

Sorry, I would love to, but I just made a bunch of rules for myself, and I’m actually not allowed to do that.

Just shared via Reddit:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Going viral on Messenger:

No more fun facts. I want to know what your last nightmare was about.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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20 shares on Discord this month:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

20 shares on YouTube this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

38 shares on Facebook this month:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

11 shares on Slack this month:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

If you’re reading this, drink some water. You’re not a cactus.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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Trending via Instagram:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Making waves on Threads:

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Going bananas on Messenger:

It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

Spotted on Instagram:

I only accept apologies in cash.

Spotted on TikTok:

Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Trending via Facebook:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

Going viral on Slack:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

When you try to be humble and say it’s no big deal and they agree with you.

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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