They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight. Posted on17 hours ago17 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew I'd be partying like it's 1999… by going to bed at 9:00! πππ΄ Related Funny Quotes π€ I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today. Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight? They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it. Itβs time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I donβt actually go to bed right away. Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.