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  • Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.
  • I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.
  • The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.
  • You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.
  • I need money, not feelings.
  • Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.