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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

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I’m sorry I said “I look forward to working with you” during our wedding vows.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.