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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

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We can’t use nicknames at work anymore, and I blame Teletubby.

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