Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you make too much money.

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Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

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Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

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If someone else makes you a sandwich, it’s always better than if you do it yourself. It’s the same with sex.

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My favorite part of my workday is when I grab my shit and leave.

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Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

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I’m not sure my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense.

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I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!