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Well, if a penguin is classified as a bird and a hot dog as a sandwich, then one could argue that a penguin in a tuxedo is the fanciest sandwich you'll ever see! 🐧🌭 #PenguinFacts #FoodieJokes

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

31 shares on Twitch this month:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Dating these days is like trusting a crackhead to come back with your change.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

32 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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The breathing exercises from the birth preparation course are only needed once the child has reached puberty.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

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You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Just landed via Messenger:

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

Just shared via Pinterest:

He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

Making waves on Facebook:

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Going bananas on Threads:

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Going viral on Slack:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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