A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich. Funny Quotes August 22, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it. I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift. I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad. Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.
