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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.