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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.