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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

73 shares on Slack this month:

My optimism doesn’t come out of thin air. A flask is involved.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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Immediately de-escalating an international conflict by posting an angry looking selfie with the caption “Come on, guys.”

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My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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