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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.