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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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81 shares on Snapchat this month:

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

45 shares on Messenger this month:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing you want to do has a timeline.

44 shares on Threads this month:

The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

61 shares on Threads this month:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

18 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

86 shares on Messenger this month:

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

12 shares on Snapchat this month:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Just landed via Instagram:

Me: I’m an introvert. Vodka: No, you’re not.

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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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